Monday, September 30, 2013

What is this?

"I miss blogging."

"Well, blog."

"But I don't know where to start, it's been too long and I don't know what I want to blog about!"

"Blog about everything?"

"Blog about everything?"

"That is what I said."

"Oh. Like, I can blog about how I tripped over the lawnmower, thought I was paralyzed and was going to die alone in my yard because no one would know I was hurt before I realized I wasn't paralyzed and my phone was in my pocket?"

"Yes, blog about that."

"What about this quiche recipe I think I may have invented yesterday using a pizza recipe off a box of Bisquick that may have expired?"

"That too."

"What about the time I drank too much wine and I..."

"Which time?"

"Shut up."

"Yes, all those times too."

"Hmm...and people might want to read it?"

"How the hell should I know? I'm just your reflection in the mirror. I'm only telling you what you want to hear because I am you."

"Wow, that's deep."

"I know, I'm a genius, you look incredible by the way."

"Aww, thanks."


Welcome to Misadventures and Balderdash. It's likely to be a bumpy ride so hold onto your girdles and guard your loins, my filter doesn't exist.